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Derrell
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Post Number: 60
Registered: 10-2002
Posted on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 - 6:54 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Does anyone have a funny story? I could sure use a good laugh.
Wooliee
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Posted on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 - 7:49 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Derrell, I hope this helps! :-)

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times.

When he could do work at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class raised it's level of unruliness.

Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places.

Discipline was not a problem from that day forth.
Derrell
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Posted on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 - 8:08 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Hehehe!
Derrell
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Posted on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 - 8:18 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

In St. Louis at the GC Sessions this year a young businessman set up a cart across the street selling hotdogs. I was sitting on the curb munching mine when I had the entertainment of seeing an obvious "non-Adventist" purchase what he thought was a hotdog and take his first couple of bites. He glared at it with a disgusted look and then choked the rest down. I don't think he ever did figure out that it was tofu.
Flyinglady
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Posted on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 - 9:00 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Derrell,

Go to the section labelled, "Please laugh with me". There are all kinds of funny, but true things written on there.
God enjoys humor, or He would never have give us a sense of humor.
He is awesome in all He does.
Diana
Susan_2
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Post Number: 1909
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Posted on Monday, September 12, 2005 - 10:44 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Ole took his nephew, Sven ice fishing one day. They found the perfect spot to fish. They cut the hole in the ice, sat on their stools and dropped their lines into the cold water below. Just at that moment they heard a thundering voice from above say, "You cannot fish there. go somewhere else." So, they packed up all their equiptment and moved to another location on the ice. Again the exact same words from above thundered down upon them. They again moved and once again the same thing happened. Finilly in total desperation Ole raises his head to the heavens and pleads with God, "Almighty Father, you have sent us away three times now. Where can we fish? Please, tell us where we can fish?" And, God answers them, "Fish where fish are. You won't be catching any here at the ice skating rink." And, friends, you can go to www.oldlutheran.com and read hundreds of Ole and Lena jokes. They are all so funny and totally clean-cut corny.
Helovesme2
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Post Number: 229
Registered: 8-2004
Posted on Monday, September 12, 2005 - 11:17 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Good to see you on here Susan! I went to that site you posted and got a good laugh!!!

Thanks,

Mary

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