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Patallen
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Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 10:22 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Maybe you can relate........

We have said it before, and now I say it again: if anyone preaches to you a gospel that is different from the one you accepted, may he be condemned to hell! Gal. 1:9 TEV



The Adventist Psalm

Adventism is Old Covenant; I shall not want.
It maketh me to lie down in deep depression.
It leadeth me beside the murky waters of fear.
It stealeth my joy.
It leadeth me down the Path of Death and Destruction
For control and money’s sake.
Yea, though I stagger through the Valley of Deceit and Duplicity
I shall not fear; for the Sabbath sealeth me.
My works and Satan’s atonement, they justifieth me.
Thou spreadeth Ellenetics before me with the absence of Truth;
Thou anointeth my head with lies;
My confusion runneth over.
Surely the Investigative Judgment and Sanctuary shall haunt me
All the days of my life
And if I continue to be blind-sided by this different gospel
I will dwell in its House of Horror forever.
Amen


Patricia Allen
Yenc
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Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 10:38 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Patricia,
Is that original with you? It is the product of a genius! Thank you for posting this all-too-true parody!
Jonvil
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Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 10:41 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Now that's funny. I'd like to show it to my SDA wife but I strongly suspect she would fail to see the humor.

I'm saving this one!!
Patallen
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Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 11:57 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Yeah, little ole me did that last night. Thanks!
Rossbondreturns
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Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 12:56 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I love it!

That's just fantastic..and sadly all too true.
River
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Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 1:00 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Amen Pat,
It might seem humorous to you folks, but all I read was facts.

Very, VERY good.

River
Flyinglady
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Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 2:05 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Pat, Thanks for recording your thoughts here. If I did not laugh I would cry uncontrollably for my sda friends and relatives.
I appreciate you folks who have a poetic bend.
Diana L
Jeremy
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Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 3:13 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Pat,

That is incredibly well-written and accurate. Thanks for sharing it here.

Jeremy
Dljc
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Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 4:34 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

That is great Pat!
Cloudwatcher
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Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 5:22 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Pat, that was brilliant! Thanks for sharing. Ben and I both enjoyed it.
Philharris
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Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 5:24 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Patty, you amaze me...and you posted it for all to read. It's a true work of non-fiction.

I am liking you more and more all the time.

Fearless Phil
Asurprise
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Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 5:37 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I liked it too!!!
Indy4now
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Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 6:11 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

LOL!!!
Colleentinker
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Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 8:02 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Pat, that is accurate and so well-written. Thank you for sharing it--it's so true.

Colleen
Skeeter
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Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 10:47 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

It really is true Pat (sad isnt it ?)
Very well written. I am saving it even though it makes me want to cry.

Francie
Patallen
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Posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 - 6:08 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

WOW! Thank you for your kind and overwhelming response. I am humbled. God is good and it was truly another gifted moment from Him.

Pat

P.S. Fearless Phil, I am liking you more and more too!
Nowisee
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Posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 - 7:08 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Excellent, Pat! Wonderfully accurate.
Psalm107v2
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Posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 - 7:10 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Wow. That is too true. I actually have a undescribable feeling in my chest as that poem made me flash back to my SDA days.

Enoch
Sunnimoreno
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Posted on Wednesday, August 11, 2010 - 9:19 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

thanks pat... could use it in some letters to old friends... lol
River
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Posted on Wednesday, August 11, 2010 - 9:38 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Can I post it on facebook? I like to run Adventists wild. :-)
Patallen
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Posted on Thursday, August 12, 2010 - 7:39 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

River,

I don't mind. Just include my name as I'm having it copywrited.

Pat
Yenc
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Posted on Thursday, August 12, 2010 - 9:15 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Pat,
It is already copyrighted! It may also be registered, further protecting it, if you wish. Go to http://www.templetons.com/brad/copyright.html
and his other link http://www.templetons.com/brad/copymyths.html
Patallen
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Posted on Thursday, August 12, 2010 - 10:27 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Thanks Yenc for the reminder. Old habits are so hard to break, just like Adventism.

Pat
River
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Posted on Thursday, August 12, 2010 - 12:52 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Thanks for letting me post it, I won't receive much of a comeback, if any from Adventist, but I know they are there.

Maybe I am just a little mischievous, but I like to stick burrs under their saddle. :-)

I just cut and pasted it with your name where it was.

And yes, yen is correct, its already copyrighted.

River
Skeeter
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Posted on Thursday, August 12, 2010 - 8:05 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I didn't know that something would be automatically copyrighted just by signing your name to it. But glad Pat doesnt have to really do anything to make it copyrighted.

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