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Rossbondreturns
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Posted on Monday, January 10, 2011 - 3:01 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

A true story of what happend to me last night...my face still hates me.

He Works the Night Shift

Ouch...

Ross
Joyfulheart
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Posted on Monday, January 10, 2011 - 3:55 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

All because of a tortlla chip? I'm glad you're OK!
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Posted on Monday, January 10, 2011 - 4:24 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

God was taking care of you and continues to do so.
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Skeeter
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Posted on Monday, January 10, 2011 - 6:29 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Very interesting and glad you are ok
BTW..... did you get the chip dislodged from your tooth before you fell, or did the fall dislodge it ? Just wondering....
WOW ! all that from a sharp piece of a tortilla chip... who woulda thought....?
Rossbondreturns
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Posted on Tuesday, January 11, 2011 - 1:19 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Those tortilla chips are dangerous weapons...dontcha know.

I still think I may have fractured my nose because it really really hurts...but I'll take that over damaging my eye any day.
River
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Posted on Wednesday, January 12, 2011 - 6:39 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I once was attacked by a taco, it ran down my throat and choked me to death, I came back as Ellen White and had a horrible moment of swooning, but mercifully the swooning caused me to come back as John Wayne, I got off my horse and shot the Taco and buried it with a mess of re-fried beans.

I visit the grave every once in a while to remind me never to mess with a Taco.

River
River
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Posted on Wednesday, January 12, 2011 - 6:50 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

No, I remember now, I took the horses reins in my teeth and shot the Taco of my running horse, the relapse in memory was caused by the time I spent as Ellen White.

Now I can't remember what I said from one minute to the next.

I went to see Cherry Brandstater who is a family doctor and a very good friend. She told me it was Ellen White syndrome and she told me there was nothing I could do about it for the next 160 years because I wrote about it in my swoon.

River
River
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Posted on Thursday, January 13, 2011 - 7:43 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Sorry Ross, I wasn't making fun of you, I was just trying to be funny, but evidently others didn't think it was funny. I thought it was, but then my wife thinks I'm coo coo for laughing at T.V. Commercials.

I have found out that Readers Digest is correct, laughter truly is good medicine.
:-)River
Rossbondreturns
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Posted on Thursday, January 13, 2011 - 3:11 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Oh trust me...I have the weirdest sense of humor also.

I mean that tortilla chip was a weapon of mass destruction.

The bit of gum it tore off the back of my tooth will be bugging me until I get my resurrection body.

P.S. I finally did find that gash above my eye I knew was there so I will have yet another scar.

The damned lamp nearly put my eye out...it was an illuminating experience.
River
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Posted on Thursday, January 13, 2011 - 3:28 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Haaa!
Psalm107v2
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Posted on Monday, January 17, 2011 - 8:12 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Ross If you had eaten a big piece of slow roasted ham that wouldn't have happened to ya.

I'll never look at tortilla chips the same way again
Asurprise
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Posted on Sunday, February 13, 2011 - 1:44 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Ross; you should have been eating Doritos instead. Here's a youtube clip of how they save lives! ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r8hNpvsV_I
Skeeter
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Posted on Sunday, February 13, 2011 - 8:02 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I like this one :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHSjpezHHcw&feature=player_detailpage

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