| Author | Message | ||
| Maryann |
I don't know about unfortunately? Actually, I love to joke about the Christian's, "Did their job!" You shoulda seen one set of eyebrows shoot up and over one person's head at a FAF meeting when I made that crack nearly 5 weeks ago! It was funny beyond words! Anyway, I really don't think that one is to much worse or better than the other? I'm sure there will be plenty of jokes before long. It just wont be as easy to get good clean material like the older Bush having Quail in the branches. It will be interesting to hear what might show up in the young Bush's branches over the next few months? Politically incorrect of course...Maryann'-) | ||
| Valm |
Given the source I highly doubt that the 911 is prophetic!! I stayed up too late last night watching the SNL clips from the last few weeks on MSNBC. I wonder what they will come up with next. I confess I am somewhat to the left of things and do think one was much better than the other. But I try to keep my sense of humor about things. Valerie | ||
| Valm |
This is one of those situations where Good ol Mom (me) thought I had a teachable moment where all I could do was smile at answers from a five year olds perspective. My 5 year old learned new lyrics to Silent Night in kids choir and I thought it would be good to teach him what they meant. Anthony who do you think the adorable pair are? I don't know Mom. That is Mary and Joseph. Who do you think the child with golden hair is? With a thoughtful look on his face, " I think that would be CindyLou Who." Merry Christmas everyone. | ||
| Maryann |
The last time somebody listened to a Bush, folks wandered in the desert for 40 years;-) | ||
| Max |
If I were an African American living in Miami-Dade county, Florida, I would make a sign reading LET MY PEOPLE VOTE! on one side, and COUNT MY PEOPLE'S VOTES! on the other, and then I would go to Washington, District of Columbia, and carry it in front of the U.S. Supreme Court building. Demonstrating that President Abraham Lincoln is still alive! | ||
| Maryann |
I have a VERY good one to share at the Friday meeting'-) Beth will be the recipient;-) | ||
| Max |
And that goes for the Jewish people living in Palm Beach, Florida as well! | ||
| Maryann |
:,,,-(( Those x-tra things under the eyes are tears'-) | ||
| Max |
Tears of triumph or sorrow? | ||
| Maryann |
Your tears of sorrow?;-)!!!!! | ||
| Max |
My tears are tears of sorrow for these people deprived of their most fundamental right, but tears of joy and triumph in that God's kingdom of heaven here and now on earth and later on "above the clouds" marcheth on on apace. | ||
| Maryann |
:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,-( I'll bring a hanky for you while you bring truffles for Denise'-)))) | ||
| Denisegilmore |
I'll bring the Menorah and my picture of Martin Luther King that I have. We shall eat truffles and weep together. God Bless us all, everyone, Denise | ||
| Maryann |
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| Max |
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| Valm |
all of this Hannukah talk reminds me of years ago when I took Joseph to an open house at a Jewish school celebrating Hannukah. I told him the story of Hannukah and then off we went to this lovely event with many activity centers for kids and their parents. I gently reminded him that the Jewish faith was different than ours and that they did not celebrate Christmas and that we wouldn't be talking about Christmas today. We did very well at assimilating ourselves in the crowd. What fun we had. I was relieved that we got through the afternoon without standing out (too obviously) as the only Gentiles who dared show. On the way out Joseph started belting out the spiritual Christmas tune "Behold that Star". I quietly bent over and reminded him that our Jewish friends didn't do Christmas. He boldly told me, "I have heard their story now I want to share them mine." | ||
| Patti |
Mark had a dog -- his only companion for most of these past years. Sadly, the dog died yesterday. He was so attached to the dog, that he went to see his minister and asked if the minister could arrange to say a prayer for redemption for the dog. The minister said, "No - Redemption is only for humans, not for animals." "However, said the minister, there's a Sunday-keeping congregation down the street a block or two. You go there and ask if they'll say the prayer for the dog." Mark thanked him, and said; "Do you suppose they'll also accept my $75,000 donation in memory of my dog?" "Hold It! shouted the minister, come back. You didn't tell me that your dog was SDA." | ||
| Cindy |
Hi everyone... not sure if this is in our archives somewhere, but just reading this morning that Maryann sent her greetings through Denise since she's been having computer problems reminded of Maryann. She sent me this via e-mail last June...I thought you all might enjoy reading it anew or again! :-)) REASONS WHY MEN ARE (JUSTIFIABLY) PROUD OF THEMSELVES... 1. We know stuff about tanks. 2. A 5-day trip requires only one suit case. 3. We can open all our own jars. 4. We can go to the bathroom without a support group. 5. We don't have to learn to spell a new last name. 6. We can leave a motel bed unmade. 7. We can kill our own food. 8. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 9. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 10. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend. 11. Underwear is $10 a three-pack. 12. If you are 34 and single nobody notices. 13. Everything on our faces stays the original color. 14. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. 15. We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming. 16. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 17. We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me." 18. Same work-more pay. 19. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character. 20. We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift. 21. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might become lifelong friends. 22. Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" 23. We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors. 24. We almost never have a "strap problem" in public. 25. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. 26. The same hairstyle lasts for years--maybe decades. 27. We don't have to shave below the neck. 28. A few belches are expected and tolerated. 29. Our belly usually hides our big hips. 30. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 31 We can do our nails with a pocketknife. :-)) | ||
| Valm |
What a wonderful chuckle on the nature of BOTH sexes. The funny thing is that I like some of thoses feminine quirks that guys can not deal with!! Thanks for giving my day a start with a good clean chuckle. Valerie | ||
| Denisegilmore |
Good morning Cindy, I can relate to #s 3,4,5,7,10,13,15,17,19,24,26,28, and last but not least 31 :)) I'm not what you would call the typical woman I guess..ah well, I am who I am...Denise and that's all I can be. I like me though..:) God Bless you in this new day, your sister in Christ Jesus, Denise |
