| Author | Message | ||
| Brian3 Registered user Username: Brian3 Post Number: 52 Registered: 8-2005 |
http://www.luttmanfamily.net/cheapgrace/ | ||
| Colleentinker Registered user Username: Colleentinker Post Number: 4307 Registered: 12-2003  |
Brian, what a laugh! Thank you! Colleen | ||
| Flyinglady Registered user Username: Flyinglady Post Number: 2659 Registered: 3-2004  |
Brian, That is funny. Thanks. Diana | ||
| Agapetos Registered user Username: Agapetos Post Number: 163 Registered: 10-2002  |
Awesome. | ||
| Mrsbrian3 Registered user Username: Mrsbrian3 Post Number: 55 Registered: 8-2005 |
We were on vacation in the Destin, Florida area and passed this sign. Immediately we thought of our "conversations" on cheap grace and knew we had to get a picture of the sign to share with ya'll. Kim | ||
| Dennis Registered user Username: Dennis Post Number: 793 Registered: 4-2000  |
WISDOM FROM HERE AND THERE Quote of the Century: "In her writings, Ellen White used sources more extensively than we have heretofore been aware of or recognized." Neal Wilson (March 20, 1980) "What a man would like to believe, that he more readily believes. Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true." Francis Bacon "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half-shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin If we don't have much faith on the inside, we create religion on the outside. The resurrection is the turning point of all redemptive history. "There is no greater or worse death than when death never dies." St. Augustine Hell's worst feature is its duration. "The real measure of our wealth is how much we'd be worth if we lost all our money." J. H. Jowett Annihilationists: The idea of annihilation makes their uncertainty less terrifying. Q. What time of day was it when Adam was created? A. Just before Eve. Q. Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomaic? A. He lies awake all night wondering if there is a dog. Church Bulletin: For those who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. We are not earthly people having a heavenly experience. We are heavenly people having an earthly experience, a short one at that. Heaven has a party when Jesus is born in a new heart. "The grace that does not change my life, will not save my soul." Charles Spurgeon E-vangelism (Sharing the Gospel in Cyberspace) FIGHT TRUTH DECAY STUDY THE BIBLE Ad posted on small country church bulletin board: "Dog for sale--Eats anything--Loves children." Women blink nearly twice as much as men. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY! A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. All polar bears are left-handed. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-23. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. A snail can sleep for three years. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. And the best and the weirdest: Jesus Christ gave His life even for me! You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you? Dennis Fischer | ||
| Melissa Registered user Username: Melissa Post Number: 1417 Registered: 7-2003 |
Dennis, I loved that...and I needed a laugh today. and no, I didn't try to lick my elbow....but i thought about it  (Message edited by melissa on July 12, 2006) | ||
| Colleentinker Registered user Username: Colleentinker Post Number: 4315 Registered: 12-2003 |
Dennis, where do you find such gems?! Thanks! Colleen | ||
| Violet Registered user Username: Violet Post Number: 447 Registered: 2-2001 |
And engineers are suppose to be all about details!! |
